Ok ok, so we're not claiming to be Ed Gamble or James Acaster, but sometimes you just need a funny joke up your sleeve. Maybe a first date just got a bit awkward and you need a a classic dad joke ...
So banish those winter blues and indulge in some of the funniest (and corniest) jokes about spring. Bonus: Some of them make great short jokes for kids too!
which is exactly what you'll find in the collection of morbidly funny jokes below. From warped cracks on marriage and work to short one-liners on aging, money, death and every other touchy subject ...